Friday 15 November, 2024

Calvin Harris has suddenly become ridey, and no one can deal with it

He’s the face of Armani now, don’t you know.

YOU PROBABLY NEVER even considered fancying Calvin Harris before, have you? The Scottish DJ has never really been on your radar in that way, has he?

Well, yesterday he was officially announced as the new face of Emporio Armani. He’s looking very well in the photos. Very well indeed.

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OH.

As a reminder, here’s what Calvin looked like when he first came on the scene back in 2009. Just a regular lad.

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People really can’t get over his popstar transformation. At all.

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Calvin Harris is something else, never noticed how sexy he Actually is 👅😍
— AntoniaSharples (@Antonia_THE1ST) December 15, 2014

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I repeat. Calvin Harris is now an Armani model. pic.twitter.com/nMx6zEmono
— Steve Holden (@SteveHReports) December 17, 2014

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these @CalvinHarris Emporio Armani pics though 😍
— crystal_aime (@crystal_aime) December 16, 2014

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Wow, when did Calvin Harris get this hot? Wouldn't mind finding him in my Christmas stocking! Karen pic.twitter.com/xsilFodO1S
— Steve & Karen (@TheSandK) December 18, 2014

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Well Calvin, just so you know – there are people out there who have fancied you from Day One. And they’re feeling pretty smug right now.

Just putting this out there, I've fancied Calvin Harris since I Created Disco, back he was all awkward and not hot. Does this mean I win?
— nicole (@NicoleCalv_) December 18, 2014

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This man has spent over €120k to make himself look like Kim Kardashian>

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